I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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