bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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