I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
