A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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