your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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