Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I want a musical about memes.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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