We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I'm always down for nudity.
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