Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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