So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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