Midget sex pt 2 tonight
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
