Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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