is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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