I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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