If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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