I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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