so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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