sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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