The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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