yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Dick very happy bro
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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