doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
We left the knife in your bed.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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