I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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