you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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