I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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