the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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