VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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