guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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