Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
so much tequila, so little girl.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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