normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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