What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I'm sobbing to NWA
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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