lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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