i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Help. Why am I so naked?
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