Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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