R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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