Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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