i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
ebdebdebdebd
wow
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
