5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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