What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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