I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
