is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
