My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Life is so much better after having sex.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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