I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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