STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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