Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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