I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
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