just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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