so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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