better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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