Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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