i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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