im drinking this country out of the recession.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Drake has all the answers
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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