I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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