The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
only you would photoshop your dick
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
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