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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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